Longer, Thicker Lashes With the new LORAC pro Mascara, as well as a conversation With My inner Drag Queen

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Time to do it to it, miss Thang. kom deg opp! I am not about to spend all the time as well as night enjoying animal world on the couch.

Karen: Okay, however —

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Karen’s inner Drag Queen: laundry your face! puss tennene dine! eliminate that hideous scrunchie from your hair! as well as swipe some makeup on before I begin going with shine withdrawals!

Karen: Dude, seriously — chill! You truly requirement to be great to me ideal now since I feel like a drum exploded in my head!

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: I’m sorry, infant girl, however you understand what they state — often you gotta be cruel to be kind.

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And considering that I’m creator as well as CEO of our fabulousness, I’m taking the reins. I am not about to let this migraine bring us down. You as well as I are method as well attractive for this crap!

Karen: Okay, okay… I understand much better than to get in your way.

You’re the boss. What do you want me to do first? Please keep in mind that whatever we do I mean to continue using these sweats. That’s non-negotiable.

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Wha?!

Karen: look into my eyes…

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Alright, fair enough.

Let’s begin with the fundamentals then. fill in those caterpillar brows first, as well as then please do something about that whole thing goin’ on over there…

Karen: Where? Her borte? Under my eyes?

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Mmm-hmm.

…

Karen: All done. Next?

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Good. now provide those lashes some love.

Here, utilize my new LORAC pro Mascara ($23)…

Karen: Ooh! awesome tube. as well as it’s huge!

What a adorable brush, too. It’s shaped like a tear, aww. as well as the idea is so pointy! I bet it truly grabs lashes in the inner as well as outer corners.

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Oh, yeah. It’s great for black, glossy lashes, method long as well as thick, as well as you’re gonna like exactly how simple it is to develop up in layers. I’m talkin’ drama! It kinda reminds me of YSL’s artificial Cils like that.

The only thing, though, as well as you’ll notice this I’m sure, is that you have to weaken the wand very first — like, you know, swipe it on something to get rid of the excess; otherwise, it gets hella clumpy!

Karen: Okay, however is it flaky (like you understand who)? as well as what about smears?

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Naw, at least not for me. as well as the separation as well as curl hold are quite fab.

Karen: Alright. Let’s do three layers…

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: Ooh! I’m liking that! I believe we might make with a bit a lot more thickening as well as length, however you understand me… I’m trying to work with you here.

Karen: Haha! I know, as well as I appreciate that.

So, I believe we covered the basics. now can I take a bit nap?

Karen’s inner Drag Queen: I suppose… however when you wake up, be prepared for glitter!

If you requirement me, just call. I’ll be upstairs working on my runway walk with Tabs.

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AVAILABILITY: offered now at Sephora stores, Ulta as well as ulta.com
Sminke samt klageblogg Rating: B +

Only one star? Egentlig?

Jessica Alba kind of disappeared there, didn’t she? I was channel surfing last weekend as well as discovered a motion picture with her in it from 2007 called Awake. It likewise stars Hayden Christensen (Darth Vader, Jumper) as well as Terrence Howard.

The information thingy on the TV stated it only got one star. En. however it was just starting so I figured I’d see exactly how long I might take it.

FY SØREN! It [turned out to be] surprisingly good. Jeg tuller ikke.

It’s about a guy, Hayden Christensen’s character, who goes in for a heart transplant, except that when they knock him out for the operation, he’s still awake! He can’t step at all, however he understands what’s happening to him.

Aaaaagh!

There’s a great deal a lot more to it than that (and absolutely some blood as well as guts), as well as great deals of twists as well as turns outside of the operating room. Also, you don’t even understand if it’s genuine or just a dream.

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I can’t believe it only got one star. El Hub as well as I both believed it was much better than that, as well as there were a lot of moments in it when we looked at each other as well as yelled, “Twist!” Lol!

Din vennlige samfunn appellavhengige,

Karen.