Makeup and beauty blog Introduces Rent-A-Tabby, a new service That Delivers Tabs directly to You

In the tradition of forward feline thinking here at makeup and beauty Blog, I am proud to announce a brand new service that brings the cat cafe experience directly to you.

Introducing: Rent-A-Tabby.

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Why settle for mere pics and video when you can actually spend time interacting with the world’s first international plus-size kitty supermodel from the comfort of your own home?

Why Rent-A-Tabby?

Rent-A-Tabby, a new service here on makeup and beauty Blog, brings the Tabs experience right to your doorstep.

Feel Tabs making biscuits on your tum firsthand. hear him sweetly beg for gravy in the middle of the night (“mrowww!”). Awaken to nearly 20 pounds of raw feline force catapulting off your bladder at 5 in the morning. Experience a kitty butt shoved in your face at all hours of the day (live and in 3D).

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Need a chest warmer or a furry chin to head-butt your face while you’re reading in bed?

Looking for a lap warmer/TV companion?

Interested in testing the waters for a career in full-time pet assisting?

If you said “Yes!” to any of the above, or if you’re just a cat fan and want to hang out with Tabs, Rent-A-Tabby is right for you.

Here’s how it works

Click the big sign Up button at the bottom of this post, and complete the eligibility form. Be sure to indicate the dates you would like to Rent-A-Tabby, and select your options. At the moment, I take Visa and Mastercard, but I’ll be rolling out a PayPal option soon.

I ship Tabs to you. He’s guaranteed to arrive on your doorstep by your Rent-A-Tabby date (or your money back). I can ship to all U.S. and international addresses (overnight shipping available).

When you’re done spending time with Tabs, just pack him up in the pre-paid return box, and drop the box off at your nearby FedEx (or DHL) office.

It’s that easy!

Please note: Rent-A-Tabby services are available on a first-come, first-served basis. If Tabs is booked up over your selected dates, I will work with you to find a solution. Tabs works with several fine felines also available for rental (including a thuggish Russian Blue, a sweet cross-eyed kitty and the dainty Charlize).

Enhance your Rent-A-Tabby experience with one of our add-on services

The basic Rent-A-Tabby package delivers Tabs to you au naturel, but for an additional $25, you can take your Rent-A-Tabby experience to the next level with one of our add-on services.

Tabs will arrive wearing one of his fun costumes, like Yellow Submarine or Kitty Shark. Or, for more formal visits, order your Tabs in business Casual, Hipster Kitty or Black Tie.

Yellow Submarine add-on

Kitty Shark add-on

Business casual add-on

Hipster Kitty add-on

What are you waiting for?

I’ve been working on this project for a few months now, and I’m very excited to finally be able to bring Tabs all the way to you.

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Don’t delay. rent your tabby today.

Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,

Karen.